Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
✩ ‧₊˚ ✩ how long does it take to fuck your brother's best friend? (four whole days)
synopsis. suguru comes home to visit from college at the same time you do—except he brings satoru along. this is going to be a long break
word count. 8.5k (i am tired of this tomfoolery)
contents. college! au, brother's best friend! satoru, fem! reader, minors do not interact, three-year age gap (you're both early twenties), slightly mean satoru (when you’re kids), slight enemies to lovers, jealous! satoru, mentions of reader having an ex-bf, male masturbation, satoru is taller + carries reader, cunnilingus, fingering, handjobs, unprotected sex, brief mentions of alcohol (satoru), creampie, pet names (baby + sweetheart), not proofread i could not be bothered i’m sorry
notes. this was not supposed to be this long bye i am embarrassingly down bad for the blue-eyed freak
everyone knows that where there is satoru, there is suguru—and likewise, where there is suguru, there is satoru.
they’re a bit of a packaged deal, really. satoru befriends your brother in what you think must be some twisted stroke of luck—there is no way suguru would lower his standards for some rich bastard who’s had life made for him since the day he was born. but apparently, he does, and you’re stuck with a white-haired nuisance in your house at least once a week. for years.
you’ve known satoru since he was a whiny, snot-faced, and spoiled little brat. back then, he used to call you toothless—you were six, it’s normal for children at the age of six to lose a few teeth. just because satoru is nine and has grown his teeth back doesn’t mean he escaped the toothless phase himself—but satoru is just a jerk like that, pushes your buttons, and calls out your insecurities to get a good laugh.
Infinity Masterlist
Yandere ! Gojo Satoru x Female ! Reader
Summary | And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you.
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happiness in exile
series: that vacation you're looking for
pairing: Leon Kennedy x Reader
warnings: None
a/n: I'm just gonna write... thats all
Fade Into You
Resident Evil x The Last of Us crossover
A/N: Just a little idea I had lying around. The timelines are a bit jumbled up since the Last of Us and Resident Evil take place in different eras so I made this story takes place in modern time so bear with me here. I hope y'all like it and let me know what you think! 💜
Summary: Imagine being a scientist set with the task of finding a cure for everything that has happened, assigned to return the world to how it once was only to become an assignment for someone else, an agent named Leon S. Kennedy tasked with making sure you are transported safely to your destination.
Warnings: language, some potential suggestive content, blood and gore and violence.
Notes: angst, some comfort and fluff and Leon’s terrible dad jokes and some trauma sprinkled in there.
Time. Time is a strange thing. Nonphysical and always there, always changing, from beginning to end. At the same time, it comes in cycles, repetitions and patterns. A metaphysical figment of creation, a concept constructed and molded to the understanding of the human species. An entity bigger than ourselves, spanning across millions of galaxies, and yet can fit within the palm of our hands. What is time, other than of what we know of it. Often times you found yourself wondering the same thing.
You don't know how long it has been since the outbreak, since the virus that started to plague the earth was first heard on the news, since well..........everything. So much has happened since, you had trouble remembering a lot of it, or any of it for that matter.
Girl dad Leon has totally gone bankrupt before last time he went to Build A Bear workshop with his daughter & he is NOT taking that risk again.
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Fluff!
You were making dinner when Leon got home, your four year old daughter was coloring at the table as kids her age do. He went up to change and shower before dinner as you finished up. But when you look back at the table to get your daughter ready for dinner she wasn’t at the table.
Panic flashed through you for a moment and you went to look for her. You looked around and saw Leon’s study was open, more panic went through your body as you walked into his study. You saw her sitting at her daddy’s desk drawing and scribbling on his government documents.
“Mama look! I did daddy’s work.” She shows you the paper with a her big toothy smile.
Apart of you thought it was adorable but another part of you knew those papers were extremely important to Leon. You quickly picked up your daughter and took the paper, it was covered in hearts, stars, and smiley faces. She even wrote her name on it. It melted your heart but you had to at least try and fix this. “Oh honey no, these papers are extremely important to daddy-“ You speak but hear Leon’s voice behind you.
“What’s extremely important to me?” He asks and you turn around of course with your daughter on your hip and the paper in hand. He takes the paper and sees the drawings and writing on it, he cracks a smile and looks at his baby. “Oh would you look at that, you did daddy’s work. How sweet!” He picks up your daughter and spins her around like a princess.
“Wait you’re not mad?” You ask almost confused, you knew those papers were important to his job. So why was he being so laid back about the situation?
“Honey, you really think I only have one copy? I have at least three copies of this paper and one document on my computer. It’s fine.” He smiles and kisses his daughter on the cheek. “Daddy’ll get it framed and it’ll be on his desk forever, how ‘bout that?” He asks and gives your daughter a kiss on the nose.
She giggles and gives him a kiss on the cheek. “I wrote my name on it see!” She said excitedly and pointed to her name, she had just learned how to write it and she wanted him to see.
“Well of course I do! Look at that!” He says with an happy expression and puts the paper on his desk. “How ‘bout you go help mama set up the table while I find a safe place for this?” He asks and your daughter nods her head.
“Okay daddy!” She saids and tugs your hand. “Come on mama I want to help you too!” She says with a smile and you laugh softly.
“Okay baby let’s go.” You say and bring her to the dining room as you and her set the table together.
listen. i'm an aemond fan. however the bit in the trailer where he's talking about whether daemon (warrior who successfully fought and won a long-term military campaign before aemond was even BORN) dares to face him when he himself has been in zero (0) battles and killed one (1) person completely by accident really did make me laugh. buddy i hate to break it to you but you are absolutely not prepared for what's about to go down.
Tag List:
WC: 3310
CWs: some heinous forced father figure shit, human experimentation, kidnapping, cannon level body horror, cannon level swearing and violence.
AN: So, This monster is finally here now that Prison Break is done. I'm thinking of a schedule that I can accurately keep, maybe one chapter every two weeks. This series will span over all of Resident Evil, it's gonna be a big boy so strap in.
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